YIKES

A wave of Jeffree Star devotees is currently crashing against our flimsy web site and it is wreaking havoc on the electronics. We love the attention and we are sorry for the issues everyone seems to be having. We had webserver problems earlier today that took most of the day to get ironed out, and then came the J star fans with a SLAM that seems to have knocked the screws loose once again. All we can ask is that you have patience with our links, and if one doesn’t work, please hit refresh because at some point it should all settle out and become accessible. It’s going to be a wild ride regardless, so in the great words of Ray Arnold: Hold on to your butts.

UPDATE: Things seems to have worked themselves out, we’re still experiencing much higher levels of traffic than usual but everything is humming along just as it should. I just want to clear up some rumors I am hearing: this was in no way a malicious attack on us. Our friend Jeffree (xoxo) was kind enough to mention us in a Myspace bulletin, which sent an unstoppable throng of his legions to our door step. This is a good thing!! The timing was poor on our part since we were having server problems already. So when the Starfans crashed into us, we toppled right over. Thank you to everyone who rode out the storm. Just call me Mr. Mixed Metaphor Mcgee. Triple M if you’re nasty.

-Danny