The Best Laid Plans...

Boy do I hate to be writing this blog entry. Not because it’s Monday, and not because I am tired and sore from this weekend’s activities (see: Sky High Sports) but because I have some bad news.

So far in our fashion creation adventure, not a single step of the process has gone smoothly. We had some big, seemingly insurmountable problems with the making of the first 4 designs. Fortunately it was invisible to you guys, and as far as anyone could tell we were a slick shirt making machine that hummed along frictionlessly. Sadly this has not been the case, as illustrated by the latest debacle. Last week a giant box showed up at my door, and with giddy excitement it was hefted inside where it soon exploded open to reveal the “thank you” surprises I have been constantly promising. You can not imagine the disappointment that was felt on our end when upon closer inspection we discovered the products to be pure junk. The quality is so low on this mountain of potential magnificence that I can not bring myself to send these to you. You deserve so much better. And better you will receive, it’s just going to take a while. We have to jump back to step one, and go through the whole manufacturing process again with a better factory. All I can say is that it will be worth the wait.

In happier news, the new shirts have been sewn, and are awesome. They are being dyed, and the screening process should start any day now. The next time you hear from us should be in regards to their imminent release. Knock on wood

-Danny