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Oh dearest Zu Friends, you guys are the best. Where would we be with out you (that is besides pulling a Scrooge McDuck through piles and piles of cotton?) Instead, we are right here, facing a serious challenge to our existence, undaunted due to the fact that we have the greatest friends. Remember when you guys carved Zukins? That was awesome.

I am unable to discuss in any detail our current predicament, but it is serious. You might doubt it’s seriousness thanks to our unwaivering commitment to keep on keepin’ on, with one of us temporarily moving to New York to take up residence on the stage while the other one stayed home, battening down the hatches, oiling the war-machine (think more dungeons and dragons and less Iron Man,) and drowning all hesitations in buckets (and buckets) of coffee. But it is serious. Serious like science.

Fear not brave companions, there ARE new shirts. They are at the epicenter (too soon?) of a burgeoning battle. But instead of retreating, and never allowing them to see the light of day we are going to put them on a pedestal, covered in lasers and glitter. And then brace for impact. It’s going to be a party, and you are all invited!

-Danny